So…what HAS brown done for you lately?

What great slogan should FedEx come up with to counter this claim?

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Answer:
We're forecasting it will get better, but we'd like to see it get better faster,”

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Brown delivered my Christmas gifts to far away family

(I'm sorry)

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"Fed up with brown? Send it FedEx"

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If we don't deliver your package on time we will give you a free hot delivery guy like KYDAVE for 1 whole week!

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The two should merge and become Fed Up! And just as a by the way, brown, managed to deliver a package to me this Christmas that was crushed and destroyed.

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I use Brown exclusively, but I wish I had better options for the price. We have ONE drop box in our town (Marion, AR) which is full most of the time, and this causes me to have to drive to the next town over and drop it off a a silly grocery store. They don't offer same-day pickup like DHL, but I have to stay with them for the price - I'm stuck.

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fed ex: when you need a package now.

~hot chick..bow chicka boww wooowww playing in the back ground….

you get the general idea

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Fed-Ex, when you realize that people still mail sh!t

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left a streak in my un'erware

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Sorry to report, Dave, but Fedex has left me frustrated.

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