Jul
i want to call the customer service of coca-cola or doritos and make up something to score some discount or products…anyone have any ideas of a complaint i could state
Answer:
Good yes, you don't even have to call anymore just go on the web. For coke……….You purchased a 12 pack of cans and several were empty, never filled at factory!
Doritos…..You pened the bag and they were stale. If they want proof buy a bag, leave them out for 2 or 3 days, buy a new bag and put in old chips so dates match.
This is really rather easy. I recently received $8.00 back from Llittle Debbie co as I complained that the last several boxes of peanut butter bars I bought were smooshed. Called Some laundry detergent co (can't remember which one) and told them the dye in the soap stained a load of whites, got 10 coupons for free detergent and a check for $75 to replace clothes…LOL the possibilties are endless!
Answer:
Tell Coca-Cola you opened the bottle near your eye and it imparied your vision, tell them you'll sue if they don't give you a 120-case of 2-liter for free.
As for doritos, tell them you cut your asphogus(throught hole) on the edge of a chip and are going to sue for medical bills to get it removed and for pain and suffering if they don't air-lift you a life-time supply.
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