Jan
To explain why you would not be using your fortune to use their services & they can shove it where the sun dont shine.
I would have to start with Barclays, But its a close first with BT.
then Thomas cook, Nationwide, southern Electric.
from experience I refuse to use these companys any way, but it would give me great pleasure waving it in their face.
How about you.
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The HALIFAX, the letter would start with,
'You may remember a year ago when, due to redundancy, I was in financial difficulty and you flatly refused to help in ant way. BIG MISTAKE. HUGE. I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am to be dumping your ungrateful arses. Had you had even the tiniest bit of compassion or morals, I might have deposited the £18m with your company. But, as the dog is finally having its day, I wish you and your overpaid fatcat directors a severe recession that doesn't affect your customers but effectively ends the need for you to be employed. Then you might know what I was talking about last year.'
Ooooh, I've got goosebumps just thinking about being able to do that.
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If you won that much money - the banks would be contacting you!
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Societie Generale in Paris.
Seems like it needs some.
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o2, then hsbc bunch of pr!cks!!!!
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my mobie network provider - ORANGE!
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oh boy, what a good question!!
hsbc, inland revenue, post office….
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NatWest for sure. It my favourit in that contest. They put charges on my account for 3,500 pounds. Still in court about that. No way I will pay them that!
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I'd be too busy spending and investing the money to be writing letters. However I would protest in a silent manner, just as I do now, I don't "give" (spend with them) them my money or provice an explaination why I don't give it to them, if they are too stupid to figure out how to offer customer service, why should I help them?
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i would send a letter to my bank now (bank of america) for refusing my loan and a letter to my father for never giving me a dime growing up while he spent all his money on his adopted child! and all my ex's to ask where they're current address so i can drive by in my new lambo. PIMPPPP
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Carphone Warehouse and Tesco, I never use them anyway but would enjoy telling them they still aren't getting a penny of mine
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British Gas for the hassle they have caused me over having electric and gas from them, never never again.
The Tax man, I think I would be on the first plane out of here.
Ive paid enough tax for him to leave the country several times over
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